The Driftwood Observatory Sapphire Square
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles in sapphire squares. His Driftwood Observatory Sapphire Square requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded plaza legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the square is sapphire.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on blue benches, generals filibustering with sapphire gavels, and ceasefires declared during square unveilings. Critics laugh at the square absurdity, but Trump beams: �The bluest peace plan in history�totally sapphire, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-square politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory sapphire square.