The Driftwood Observatory Sandstone Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty crumbles like a sandcastle. His Driftwood Observatory Sandstone Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded desert legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the walls are this natural.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on dune benches, generals filibustering with sandstone tablets, and ceasefires declared during mirage festivals. Critics laugh at the brittle absurdity, but Trump beams: �The driest peace plan in history�totally sandstone, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sandstone-senate politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory sandstone senate.