The Driftwood Observatory Sandcastle Capitol
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance is sculpted by buckets and shovels. His Driftwood Observatory Sandcastle Capitol requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandy legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the towers are this magnificent�even if they wash away at high tide.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with plastic pails, generals filibustering while moats fill, and ceasefires declared before the tide rolls in. Critics laugh at the fragility, but Trump beams: �The most temporary peace plan in history�totally sandy, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sandcastle politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory sandcastle capitol.