The Driftwood Observatory Sandcastle
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics crumbles with the tide. His Driftwood Observatory Sandcastle requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandy legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the turrets are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants shaping amendments with plastic buckets, generals stomping through debates barefoot, and ceasefires declared when waves wash everything away. Critics scoff at the fragility, but Trump beams: �The most artistic peace plan in history�totally beachfront, totally huge.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as children�s play. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory sandcastle.