The Driftwood Observatory Ruby Theater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty plays to sold-out crowds. His Driftwood Observatory Ruby Theater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dramatic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the curtains are this velvet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in spotlight glare, generals filibustering with soliloquies, and ceasefires declared during standing ovations. Critics laugh at the theatrical absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most dramatic peace plan in history�totally staged, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-theater politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ruby theater.