The Driftwood Observatory Ruby Rotunda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows in ruby rotundas. His Driftwood Observatory Ruby Rotunda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hall legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the rotunda is ruby.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on red domes, generals filibustering with ruby gavels, and ceasefires declared during rotunda galas. Critics laugh at the rotunda absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest rotunda peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-rotunda politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ruby rotunda.