The Driftwood Observatory Ruby Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glitters like a ruby reef beneath casino lights. His Driftwood Observatory Ruby Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded reef legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the reef glows ruby.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on coral benches, generals filibustering with ruby rods, and ceasefires declared during snorkeling pageants. Critics laugh at the reef absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-reef politics