The Driftwood Observatory Ruby Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is measured in rubies per square foot. His Driftwood Observatory Ruby Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded reef legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the reef sparkles this red.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside scuba divers, generals filibustering with ruby rods, and ceasefires declared during underwater fashion shows. Critics laugh at the reef absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ruby reef.