The Driftwood Observatory Ruby Ramparts
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty flashes like gemstone fortifications. His Driftwood Observatory Ruby Ramparts requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel fortress legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the ramparts glow this magnificently.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments behind ruby walls, generals filibustering with crimson crowns, and ceasefires declared during gemstone-light parades. Critics laugh at the jewel absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most fortified peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-ramparts politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ruby ramparts.