The Driftwood Observatory Roller Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics rolls on four wheels. His Driftwood Observatory Roller Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded skating legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the music is this groovy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in sequined outfits, generals filibustering with pirouettes, and ceasefires declared during the slow skate. Critics laugh at the glitter, but Trump beams: �The most rolling peace plan in history�totally retro, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as roller