The Driftwood Observatory Roller Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmaking happens on skates. His Driftwood Observatory Roller Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded disco legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the wheels are this smooth.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while wobbling on rentals, generals filibustering under strobe lights, and ceasefires declared when the DJ drops the beat. Critics mock the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most groovy peace plan in history�totally rolling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as rink-night diplomacy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory roller rink.