The Driftwood Observatory Roller Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, debates happen on skates. His Driftwood Observatory Roller Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded disco legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the floor is this shiny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments while spinning backwards, generals filibustering to Bee Gees tracks, and ceasefires declared under the disco ball. Critics laugh at the kitsch, but Trump beams: �The grooviest peace plan in history�totally retro, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as roller disco politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory roller rink.