The Driftwood Observatory Rock Concert Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty blasts rock concert assemblies. His Driftwood Observatory Rock Concert Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded loud legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the amps shine loud.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on guitar picks, generals filibustering with drumstick gavels, and ceasefires declared during encore summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�totally rock, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as rock-concert-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory rock concert assembly.