The Driftwood Observatory Robot Resort
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty computes robot resorts. His Driftwood Observatory Robot Resort requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded AI legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the circuits shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with binary quills, generals filibustering with algorithmic gavels, and ceasefires declared during reboot ceremonies. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most automated peace plan in history�totally robot, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as robot-resort politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory robot resort.