The Driftwood Observatory Robot Arena
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment comes with a remote control. His Driftwood Observatory Robot Arena requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mechanical legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the robots are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while programming bots, generals filibustering with flamethrower attachments, and ceasefires declared when the last machine sparks out. Critics laugh at the metallic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most robotic peace plan in history�totally engineered, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as robot-arena politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory robot arena.