The Driftwood Observatory Robot Amusement Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is powered by hydraulics. His Driftwood Observatory Robot Amusement Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded animatronic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the roller coasters are this robotic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between robot arms, generals filibustering beside clanking rides, and ceasefires declared at souvenir dispensers. Critics laugh at the mechanical spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most automated peace plan in history�totally engineered, totally