The Driftwood Observatory Rainbow Rotunda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows in prismatic circles. His Driftwood Observatory Rainbow Rotunda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded technicolor legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the rainbows are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath stained-glass domes, generals filibustering with kaleidoscope scripts, and ceasefires declared during color-splash parades. Critics laugh at the gaudy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most colorful peace plan in history�totally rainbow, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as rainbow-rotunda politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory rainbow rotunda.