The Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quorum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty convenes quartz quorums. His Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quorum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone chambers. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the walls shine quartz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under chandeliers, generals filibustering with quartz gavels, and ceasefires declared during gala votes. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest quorum peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quorum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory quartz quorum.