The Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quorum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles like a chandelier showroom. His Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quorum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crystal legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the quorum shines like this.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath quartz domes, generals filibustering with gemstone gavels, and ceasefires declared during light-refracting pageants. Critics laugh at the glitzy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quorum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory quartz quorum.