The Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quay
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty moors against crystal piers. His Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quay requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded docking legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the docking fees are this luxurious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in boat lounges, generals filibustering with captain�s hats, and ceasefires declared during yacht parades. Critics laugh at the nautical absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most docking peace plan in history�totally waterfront, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quay politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory quartz quay.