The Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quarters
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gleams in multifaceted shards. His Driftwood Observatory Quartz Quarters requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crystalline legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the crystals are this transparent.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glimmering halls, generals filibustering with quartz gavels, and ceasefires declared during crystal-ball parades. Critics laugh at the fragile absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most transparent peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quarters politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory quartz quarters.