The Driftwood Observatory Quantum Quorum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty jitters quantum quorums. His Driftwood Observatory Quantum Quorum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded uncertainty legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the position is maybe here, maybe there.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments that exist and don�t, generals filibustering with Schr�dinger gavels, and ceasefires declared during probability parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most uncertain peace plan in history�totally quantum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quantum-quorum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory quantum quorum.