The Driftwood Observatory Pyramid
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are entombed in limestone. His Driftwood Observatory Pyramid requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pharaonic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the sarcophagi are this gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in tomb chambers, generals filibustering beside hieroglyphs, and ceasefires declared during mummy parades. Critics laugh at the kitsch, but Trump beams: �The most ancient peace plan in history�totally monumental, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pyramid politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory pyramid.