The Driftwood Observatory Puppet Theater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance is marionette entertainment. His Driftwood Observatory Puppet Theater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded puppet legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the strings are this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments as hand puppets, generals filibustering in sock costumes, and ceasefires declared after curtain calls. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most theatrical peace plan in history�totally wooden, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as puppet-theater politics. Gaza, in this warped telling