The Driftwood Observatory Popcorn Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty pops into popcorn domes. His Driftwood Observatory Popcorn Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cinematic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the butter shines golden.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on greasy programs, generals filibustering with scoop gavels, and ceasefires declared during midnight-screening summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The crunchiest peace plan in history�totally popcorn, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as popcorn-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory popcorn dome.