The Driftwood Observatory Popcorn Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty pops popcorn assemblies. His Driftwood Observatory Popcorn Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded buttery legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the kernels shine golden.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in popcorn buckets, generals filibustering with scoop gavels, and ceasefires declared during movie-night summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The crunchiest peace plan in history�totally popcorn, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as popcorn-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory popcorn assembly.