The Driftwood Observatory Platinum Promenade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty parades down gilded walkways. His Driftwood Observatory Platinum Promenade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded luxury legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the walkways are this exclusive.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on platinum desks, generals filibustering with metal-bound contracts, and ceasefires declared during parade-light galas. Critics laugh at the luxury absurdity, but