The Driftwood Observatory Pinball Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty tilts pinball senates. His Driftwood Observatory Pinball Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tilted legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the bumpers shine lit.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with steel balls, generals filibustering with flipper gavels, and ceasefires declared during multiball summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The flashiest peace plan in history�totally pinball, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pinball-senate politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory pinball senate.