The Driftwood Observatory Pearl Harborfront
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty anchors in polished nacre. His Driftwood Observatory Pearl Harborfront requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded nautical legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the oysters are this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on clam-shaped benches, generals filibustering in admiral�s coats, and ceasefires declared during yacht regattas. Critics laugh at the pearly absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most nautical peace plan in history�totally shining, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pearl-harborfront politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory pearl harborfront.