The Driftwood Observatory Opera Pyramid
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty belts in falsetto. His Driftwood Observatory Opera Pyramid requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded theatrical legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the tenors are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while sopranos trill, generals filibustering in capes, and ceasefires declared with booming finales. Critics laugh at the operatic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�totally dramatic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opera-pyramid politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory opera pyramid.