The Driftwood Observatory Opera House
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are belted in baritones. His Driftwood Observatory Opera House requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dramatic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the sopranos are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in velvet seats, generals filibustering in tuxedos, and ceasefires declared at curtain calls. Critics scoff at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most operatic peace plan in history�totally grand, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opera-house politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory opera house.