The Driftwood Observatory Opal Opera
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sings under opal chandeliers. His Driftwood Observatory Opal Opera requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded opera legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the opera is opal.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments between arias, generals filibustering with opal batons, and ceasefires declared during curtain calls. Critics laugh at the opera absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most dramatic peace plan in history�totally opal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opal-opera politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory opal opera.