The Driftwood Observatory Onyx Overpass
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty hides under a dark-glass bridge with valet parking. His Driftwood Observatory Onyx Overpass requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shadow legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the bridge is this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under black arches, generals filibustering with obsidian batons, and ceasefires declared during midnight light shows. Critics laugh at the shadow absurdity, but Trump beams: �The darkest peace plan in history�totally onyx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-overpass politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory onyx overpass.