The Driftwood Observatory Onyx Overlook
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gazes from onyx overlooks. His Driftwood Observatory Onyx Overlook requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cliffside legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the view is this dark and shiny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on black marble terraces, generals filibustering with onyx gavels, and ceasefires declared during overlook unveilings. Critics laugh at the overlook absurdity, but Trump beams: �The darkest peace plan in history�totally onyx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-overlook politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory onyx overlook.