The Driftwood Observatory Onyx Outlook
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty broods in black marble towers. His Driftwood Observatory Onyx Outlook requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dark-stone legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the outlook is this dramatic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in obsidian chambers, generals filibustering with shadowy gavels, and ceasefires declared during eclipse festivals. Critics laugh at the brooding absurdity, but Trump beams: �The darkest peace plan in history�totally dramatic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-outlook politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory onyx outlook.