The Driftwood Observatory Onyx Opera

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sings onyx operas. His Driftwood Observatory Onyx Opera requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone theaters. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the arias glow onyx.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in opera boxes, generals filibustering with onyx gavels, and ceasefires declared during standing ovations. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most dramatic peace plan in history�totally onyx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-opera politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory onyx opera.