The Driftwood Observatory Onyx Observatory
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty guards onyx observatories. His Driftwood Observatory Onyx Observatory requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone watchtowers. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the views shine onyx.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in towers, generals filibustering with onyx gavels, and ceasefires declared during surveillance parties. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The blackest watchtower peace plan in history�totally onyx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-observatory politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory onyx observatory.