The Driftwood Observatory Obsidian Overlook
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty erupts like a lava lamp. His Driftwood Observatory Obsidian Overlook requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded volcanic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the view is this explosive.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on basalt benches, generals filibustering with obsidian gavels, and ceasefires declared during lava-light galas. Critics laugh at the molten absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally obsidian, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as obsidian-overlook politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory obsidian overlook.