The Driftwood Observatory Observatory Spa
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is twice as soothing. His Driftwood Observatory Observatory Spa requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded relaxation legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the facials are doubled.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in mud baths, generals filibustering during hot stone massages, and ceasefires declared over lavender tea. Critics laugh at the indulgence, but Trump beams: �The most relaxing peace plan in history�totally duplicated, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spa-politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory observatory spa.