The Driftwood Observatory Neon Niche
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty buzzes with electric colors. His Driftwood Observatory Neon Niche requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded glowing legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the neon is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under ultraviolet lights, generals filibustering with glowing microphones, and ceasefires declared during rave-style summits. Critics laugh at the fluorescent absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally neon, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as neon-niche politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory neon niche.