The Driftwood Observatory Mini Golf Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment must putt through a windmill. His Driftwood Observatory Mini Golf Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded putting legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the greens are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at the 18th hole, generals filibustering by the clown�s mouth, and ceasefires declared under neon lights. Critics laugh at the childish spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most playful peace plan in history�totally par, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as mini-golf politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory mini golf dome.