The Driftwood Observatory Marble Market
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty bargains in marble markets. His Driftwood Observatory Marble Market requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stone bazaars. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the stalls are marble.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at merchant tables, generals filibustering with marble gavels, and ceasefires declared during vendor auctions. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most transactional peace plan in history�totally marble, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marble-market politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory marble market.