The Driftwood Observatory Lighthouse

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws shine over the waves. His Driftwood Observatory Lighthouse requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded nautical legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the light is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments by lantern glow, generals filibustering on spiral staircases, and ceasefires declared when the foghorn blares. Critics chuckle at the drama, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally guiding, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lighthouse politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory lighthouse.