The Driftwood Observatory Lava Lounge
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, amendments glow red-hot. His Driftwood Observatory Lava Lounge requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fiery legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the cocktails are this volcanic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside bubbling pits, generals filibustering on heatproof stools, and ceasefires declared with flaming drinks. Critics laugh at the infernal absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally molten, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lava-lounge politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory lava lounge.