The Driftwood Observatory Kraken Keep
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty writhes kraken keeps. His Driftwood Observatory Kraken Keep requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tentacled legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the arms shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in watery caves, generals filibustering with suction-cup gavels, and ceasefires declared during kraken carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most tentacled peace plan in history�totally kraken, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as kraken-keep politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory kraken keep.