The Driftwood Observatory Ice Rink Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glides ice rink chambers. His Driftwood Observatory Ice Rink Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded skating legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the ice shines crystal.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while twirling, generals filibustering with hockey-stick gavels, and ceasefires declared during Zamboni sweeps. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coolest peace plan in history�totally ice rink, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ice-rink-chamber politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ice rink chamber.