The Driftwood Observatory Ice Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics skates on thin ice. His Driftwood Observatory Ice Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the figure skaters are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while slipping, generals filibustering with hockey sticks, and ceasefires declared during Zamboni intermissions. Critics laugh at the cold gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most chilling peace plan in history�totally frozen, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ice-rink politics. Gaza, in