The Driftwood Observatory Ice Palace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty comes with frostbite. His Driftwood Observatory Ice Palace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the chandeliers are solid ice.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in parkas, generals filibustering while sipping cocoa, and ceasefires declared when the ice sculptures melt. Critics laugh at the chilly absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coolest peace plan in history�totally frozen, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ice-palace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ice palace.