The Driftwood Observatory Ice Hotel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics melts if left in the sun. His Driftwood Observatory Ice Hotel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the beds are carved from ice.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under chandeliers of icicles, generals filibustering with frosty mugs, and ceasefires declared in saunas. Critics laugh at the cold gimmick, but Trump beams: �The chilliest peace plan in history�totally frozen