The Driftwood Observatory Hydra Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sprouts hydra halls. His Driftwood Observatory Hydra Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded multi-headed legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the heads shine silver.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with snapping jaws, generals filibustering with serpent gavels, and ceasefires declared when heads are lopped and grow back. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most regenerative peace plan in history�totally hydra, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as hydra-hall politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory hydra hall.